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♪ Kick, Kick,
Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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(SCREAMS)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Mommy!
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Well-played, old chap.
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Hmm.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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Ah, dodgeball.
The only good thing about gym class.
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Oh, yeah!
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(GASPS)
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What have you done?
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Don't blame me, Buttowski.
The district wants us to play a "sport" in P.E.
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every student can do
regardless of athletic ability.
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So they chose "knitoga."
It's knitting and yoga.
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Together at last.
Yay.
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Does it have chaos?
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Ha! Knitoga's purpose
is to calm the body, eliminating chaos.
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This gym is hallowed
dodgeball ground.
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And we are sullying it
with knitting and yoga?
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Kick, do you want mittens
or a helmet cozy?
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I need to get out
of gym class.
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Psst! Buttowski.
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-Coach Spellcheck?
-It's Sternbeck!
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And I've been
watching you!
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You got skills,
Buttowski.
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Raw skills.
And I can mold them.
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I can train you,
run you through the wringer,
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and transform you
into a sports star!
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Sports? No, thanks.
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I'll get you
out of gym class.
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Where do I sign?
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I've taken balls
of clay like you
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and molded them
into champions!
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Like Cookie-Eyed
Capelletti.
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Took him from math club
and turned him into a basketball all-star.
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And Lanky Legs Larson?
Couldn't scale a fish.
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But I turned her into
a champion triple-jumper.
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What about this guy?
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Noodle-Arm Newman!
I got him to the big leagues,
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and he's there
to this day!
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Wow. What's his position?
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Peanut vendor.
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But he's the best
peanut vendor in the world.
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And this spot here,
it's been empty for years.
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If I can't find
someone to fill it, I might as well retire.
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Been looking for
someone who can do it!
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Someone raw!
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Someone willing to do
whatever it takes!
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Buttowski, prepare
to be a champion.
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And get out
of gym class.
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(BLOWING WHISTLE)
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-Yeah!
-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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Buttowski,
what are you doing?
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What I always do.
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This dodgeball with
a net isn't so bad.
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Wow. You really don't know
any rules, do you? Hmm...
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Okay. So, you like dodgeball.
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Well, that sport has rules.
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And you learned them,
didn't you?
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Rules? There's a ball.
Dodge it.
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Volleyball's the same way.
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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There's a ball.
Volley it over the net.
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Or I could just
throw it at people.
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I can't mold you
into a champion if you won't learn the rules.
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Maybe you should just
head back to gym class.
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Volleying! See?
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Good. Now, when you
hit the ball back, hit it hard!
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So the other team
can't return it.
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Hard return. Got it.
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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Hard return.
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Did you just use the net
as a slingshot?
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Hard return.
Like you wanted.
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I love this whole
rules thing.
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You just single-handedly
took out an entire undefeated volleyball team!
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Looks like they've got
a lot to learn about volleyball.
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Okay. You want
the ball in the net, fine.
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Then I've got
the sport for you.
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(YELLING)
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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That's not what I meant by
"in your face defense."
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What? Is this
some sort of foul?
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It's a felony in 23 states!
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If you can't play fair,
maybe you should just stay in gym class.
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I'll play fair!
I just don't know how to play.
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Let's keep this simple.
Take the ball and put it in the basket.
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Without committing
another felony!
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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Atta boy, Kick.
Now, put the ball in the basket.
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Basket, meet ball.
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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They're not trampolines!
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You can do this, Coach.
Turn his weakness into a strength.
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So, you like to
destroy things, huh?
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Well, let's find you
a sport where destruction is encouraged.
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You had me at destroy.
Then you lost me with sport.
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But you had me again
at destruction.
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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Kick, here's what
I want you to do.
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Avoid the tacklers
and throw the ball to the open man.
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That's it!
That is all I want you to do.
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You got it, Coach.
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Hut one! Hut two! Hut!
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Must avoid tacklers.
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Throw the ball
to the open man!
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Over here!
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Way to go, Buttowski!
You listened!
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What are you doing?
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Wrong way!
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Run that way!
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(CRASHES)
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After I threw the ball,
I realized I was open.
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Is that a touchdown?
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Buttowski, you're
just in time for our partner stretch and sew.
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I even saved
someone for you.
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Hurry up, Buttowski.
My hamstrings are super tight.
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Uh, okay.
So, what sport are we doing next?
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Retirement.
I quit, kid.
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Quit? But you haven't
even molded me yet!
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You're no ball of clay,
Buttowski.
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You're a ticking time bomb!
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Did you quit on
Cookie-Eyed Capelletti?
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Or give up on
Lanky Legs Larson?
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Would Noodle-Arm Newman
be the best dang peanut vendor in the big leagues
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if you'd have
left him in P.E.?
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Okay, Buttowski.
But this school has just one sport left.
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And if you can't play
by the rules, it's back to gym class. Forever!
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This is
the 400-meter dash.
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When I blow
my whistle, you run.
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And I don't mean
run on your hands,
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or with a jetpack,
or while riding a tiger.
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I mean run with
your feet on the ground,
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between the lines,
and don't touch anyone!
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Just run from here
to the finish line.
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And nowhere else!
Are we clear?
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Crystal.
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Congratulations, Kick.
You ran exactly by the rules.
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You also finished
30 seconds behind every other racer.
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I'm sorry, Kick.
You didn't make the track team.
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I guess that means
you don't get your champion.
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Guess that means
you don't get out of gym class.
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You're an ace
at dodgeball, kid.
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There just aren't
any more sports to try.
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Unless...
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ANNOUNCER: Welcome
to Mellowbrook School's newest sport. Dodgeball!
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Featuring the Marauders
against Mellowbrook's own one-man team,
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Kick Buttowski!
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Well, I finally
got my champion.
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(GRUNTS) Peanuts?
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Coach, Coach.
Hey, Coach, it's me, Coach.
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It's Noddle-Arm Newman.
Coach!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Nothing starts off
the school year better than a nice,
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refreshing
drink of water.
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(LAUGHS)
You've been tricked by the Trickler!
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The Trickler?
I've never heard anyone call this fountain that.
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I'm trying to get it
to catch on.
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Well, I'm going
to fix the Trickler.
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Yes! It's catching on!
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Only 186 days
until summer.
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In the meantime,
I have an appointment with Destiny.
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Flown in special
from Milwaukee. Hello, Destiny.
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Keep pedaling!
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It's working.
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Destiny has slipped
through my fingers!
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The Trickler!
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GUNTHER:
Catching on!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(RUMBLING)
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That does it!
It's the principal.
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I need you to come out
of retirement.
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I sense evil.
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(OSKAR BARKING)
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Oskar!
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(GASPS)
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Miss Chicarelli!
What are you doing here?
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I'm the new
Vice Principal.
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You just earned
yourself detention!
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Detention? For what?
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I may have done
many things that deserve detention,
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but I didn't do that.
Your dog did.
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(GROWLING)
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Oskar?
He's a well-trained angel.
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Yes, he is.
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I'll see you after school!
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GUNTHER: Kick!
There's a horrible rumor
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we have a new
Vice Principal this year!
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And you'll
never guess who.
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The rumors are
true, Gunther. It's Chicarelli.
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-(SCREAMS)
-And I'm her first victim!
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(SCREAMS)
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You're not the first,
and not the last.
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Chicarelli's legend
at this school is a legend of evil!
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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Oh, yeah.
(SCREAMS)
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As I was saying...
Of evil!
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(GUNTHER SCREAMS)
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Before she retired,
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Chicarelli set a record
by giving the most detentions in Mellowbrook history.
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She even gave one to me.
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No stumbling
backwards in fear and tripping over yourself!
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Detention!
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JANITOR:
That detention wen on my permanent record,
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and totally
ruined my life.
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When I see that Chicarelli,
I'm gonna give her a piece of my mind!
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(OSKAR GROWLING)
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All right, son.
Try to be good. Eat your vegetables.
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Mom! You forgot
to say, "I love you!"
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(BARKING)
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No barking in the halls!
Detention!
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What? I didn't bark.
It was your dog!
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(BOTH BARKING)
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(GROANS)
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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No eating
in the halls!
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I'm not eating.
I brought this in for the Needy Kids Food Drive!
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Detention!
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Him eats his banana
like an angel.
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No wasting paper towels!
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I didn't waste anything.
It was your dog.
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Nonsense!
Detention!
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That's not your seat!
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(MISS CHICARELLI CACKLES)
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Huh! Detention!
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(ALL GASPING)
Take your seat!
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Kendall, dearest,
what could you have
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possibly done
to get detention?
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I don't wanna
talk about it.
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There's only one rule
in detention...
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Silence!
(ALL GULPING)
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That includes gulping!
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No blinking!
No sweating!
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Don't you kids have
any discipline?
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On this disk, I've listed
the names of all you unruly, little brats.
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First thing tomorrow,
I'm giving it to the Principal.
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Maybe you'll learn
to behave
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knowing detention
goes on your permanent record.
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(CACKLES)
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(ALL WAILING)
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Okay, that's it!
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Raise your hand
if you're in here for something you didn't do.
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Me? I belong here.
But you guys, you do not.
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And that's exactly why
we need to stop Chicarelli.
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But how?
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By working together.
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One on one,
sure, Chicarelli could take us down.
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But we can
return the favor if we combine our skills.
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What skills?
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Well, Ronaldo,
you're Mr. Genius,
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and Kendall is
a total teacher's pet.
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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And I hear Mouth's a guy
who can get a hold of things.
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That's just a rumor.
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Oh. Here's that bootleg DVD
of Destructo-Con '98 you asked for.
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What skills
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do I have, Kick?
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don't you have?
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Master of disguise,
tuba playing, nose yodeling...
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Stop, Kick.
You're embarrassing me.
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And extreme modesty.
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The only person
who has the right to ruin our futures is us,
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so we will get this disk,
prove your innocence,
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and end Chicarelli's
reign of terror!
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Who's with me?
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(WHISTLE BLOWING)
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Chicarelli,
you've turned my school into a den of discipline.
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And for that,
oh, do I thank you.
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My stomach thanks you.
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My pleasure.
And right here in my locked office,
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I have a disk of names
to add to the permanent record of a few bad apples.
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We'll talk later.
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Meanwhile, I have
an appointment with Destiny!
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And I'm not gonna lose
another sandwich!
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Detention!
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Fine. I'll see you
after school.
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Not after school! Now!
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(MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
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(LAUGHING)
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What'd he give you?
Open your hand!
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Hurry up, Ronaldo!
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I'm working
as fast as I can.
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Uh-oh. It's 12:01!
Sandwich time!
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Hide! Hide! Hide! Hide!
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Hi, Principal!
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A student?
In the teachers' lounge?
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Oh, Kendall, it's you.
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Our brightest and
most valued student.
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Well, don't mind me.
I'm just going to grab
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some ketchup here
for Destiny.
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No! Uh...
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You can't use a measly
ketchup packet on a sandwich like that.
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You need something
more worthy.
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And that's why
I left a bottle of
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imported gourmet ketchup
back in your office!
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Imported gourmet ketchup?
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No wonder you're
adored by teacher and faculty alike.
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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Oh, fine!
I'm a teacher's pet.
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(GROWLS)
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(TUBA PLAYING)
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Making a ruckus?
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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Detention!
Oskar! Make sure he doesn't move.
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(GROWLING)
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(BARKING)
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Oskar?
Oskar! Oskar!
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Oskar!
What are you doing?
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Oh, him's hungry.
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Oh, it wouldn't hurt
that principal a bit to skip a meal or three.
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(CACKLES)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Great job, guys.
We did it...
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Nice try, Buttowski!
Stealing school property?
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Prepare to be
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expelled!
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(CACKLING)
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Oh, Kick.
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No!
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MISS CHICARELLI:
Add the detention to their permanent record
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and then add expulsion
to Buttowski's record!
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MISS CHICARELLI: (ON TAPE)
That's right. Eat it all up.
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You're not
a tubby-wubby like that oversized principal!
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Oh, Destiny! Not again!
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Once the school board
sees how I've cleaned up this joint,
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they'll finally make me
principal instead of Baldy the Schlub!
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Where's the permanent
record disk?
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Oh, Kick.
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(STAMMERING)
I was set up. It was Buttowski!
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You were set up
by someone who's not here?
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Chicarelli,
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you're a delusional,
paranoid sandwich thief! And you're fired!
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But before you go,
I'm giving you
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detention!
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Kendall, dearest,
will you please tell me
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what you did
to get detention?
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Nothing.
Just a misunderstanding with my favorite pink pen.
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Hey, Kick,
why did the monkey
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get detention?
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I don't know, Gunther.
Why did the monkey
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Because he was
horsing around in class!
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Don't you mean
monkeying around?
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No, no,
I mean horsing.
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